Ask Yawgmoth!
Hello mr. Yawgmoth, may I ask you a couple of questuons? 1. do you wear underpants? What colour are your eyes? What is the source of the name "phyrexia"?

Of course you may ask.

1.) No.

2.)I am a god of death and Phyresis. I have both endless amount of eyes of my children and yet no eyes at all.

3.)Phyrexia name is based on the enlightened view of nature known as Phyresis.

askurabraskthehidden:

askyawgmoth:

askjin-gitaxias:

askurabraskthehidden:

Have two dozen if needed.

It should be ready and rampaging by tomorrow.

While not entirely unexpected, I’m curious as to your reason in supporting your defective sibling? To ignore Urabrask’s weakness is wasteful to you and your siblings, and I thought all of you knew better than that.

And what have you been doing, Father of Absence?

Doing what is best for our very species, my son: Reconstruct and improve my domain before finally bringing Dominaria into my complete control. It is when we finally show the very depths of our love for her and free her of the imperfections that have weakened the Multiverse will Phyresis finally near it’s true goal.

((OOC: Yeah, he’s really that canonically creepy and crazy. >_> Check out Myths of Magic or Apocalypse to see for yourself.))

askurabraskthehidden:

askyawgmoth:

askjin-gitaxias:

askurabraskthehidden:

Have two dozen if needed.

It should be ready and rampaging by tomorrow.

While not entirely unexpected, I’m curious as to your reason in supporting your defective sibling? To ignore Urabrask’s weakness is wasteful to you and your siblings, and I thought all of you knew better than that.

And what have you been doing, Father of Absence?

Doing what is best for our very species, my son: Reconstruct and improve my domain before finally bringing Dominaria into my complete control. It is when we finally show the very depths of our love for her and free her of the imperfections that have weakened the Multiverse will Phyresis finally near it’s true goal.

((OOC: Yeah, he’s really that canonically creepy and crazy. >_> Check out Myths of Magic or Apocalypse to see for yourself.))

I must know, how exactly does a dead being reconstruct a plane? Especially in this post mending era where even planeswalkers lack the power to design their own planes? I wonder just how much you are bluffing you dead fool.

That is your own egotistical assumption that a God can truly die. I have never doubted your brilliance and fervor to be rid of me. I even mused you by offering help and suggestions when I could…but not even you can destroy a true god. For as long as things as death and evolution exist in the multiverse, so will I.

Returned.

While reconstruction of my plane will always take priority over everything else, I have once again acquired free time to converse with the multiverse and show them ineffable enlightenment that Phyresis offers.

If you have questions you wish to ask, I will hear them and undoubtedly answer when I find the time.

askjin-gitaxias:

askurabraskthehidden:

Have two dozen if needed.

It should be ready and rampaging by tomorrow.


While not entirely unexpected, I’m curious as to your reason in supporting your defective sibling? To ignore Urabrask’s weakness is wasteful to you and your siblings, and I thought all of you knew better than that.

askjin-gitaxias:

askurabraskthehidden:

Have two dozen if needed.

It should be ready and rampaging by tomorrow.

While not entirely unexpected, I’m curious as to your reason in supporting your defective sibling? To ignore Urabrask’s weakness is wasteful to you and your siblings, and I thought all of you knew better than that.

About a month ago I placed an order for one of your Negator models, and I finally got it in a few days ago - my fault for expecting to get something quickly this close to the holidays. Anyway what should I be feeding this thing? It took out the family dog, my Buick and the entire Olsen family next door, and I don't want to void the warranty

First of all, I am pleased to have you as a customer to the greater unity that Phyrexia provides.

As to your question, I would be more help to you if I knew what sort of model of Negator you had ordered. For both True and New Phyrexia, we keep all of our compleated designs consistently updated to ensure perfect function in any environment or situation needed for their specific duty.

I can tell you already that no compleated Phyrexian has a normal digestive system and the power of the Heart stone is all the sustenance they need. Some other models besides the Negator do not have mouths for this very reason.

Negators are typically designed for assassination though I did build a few models for more broad combat. As such, you should frequently keep it entertained with stalking and eliminating the families of any enemies on a frequent basis. Be sure that you empty out its bio-matter storage tank to your nearest Newt pool on a monthly basis. If you can not find one, I am sure my daughter Elesh or my son Jin can help you locate one.

You know Yawgmoth for all the critiques you level against myself and my assault on phyrexia you performed no better. You had several thousand years to prepare, uninhibited by outside interference, having near free reign in the multiverse. But then one walker accidently trips over your plans and they all fall apart. For all you criticize against my nine titans it was a fairly on the spot plan when compared to the millenia you had to work on preparing.

I’ll admit my defeat, if only because my own…interest in a certain individual had distracted me from ensuring total victory. I suppose it is feature you and I both share, Urza. The complete obsession for a certain individual. For you it was the obsession for me. For myself, It was that weak and traitorous woman that became the world in which your titans had defended.

In the end, it was only luck that had brought my victory into defeat and won the day for the children of R-Dominaria. Still, you can not say the same, but I live through the legacy of my children. Even while half of my children show some signs of their mother, they still seek the same dream and destiny to inherit the Multiverse. Something I know for certain they will achieve.

Because I am the only one of my siblings who is even attempting to extend New Phyrexia into other planes. Thus far, the results have been explosive, and not in a good way. I am confident that my researchers can figure this out given time, but the sooner the phyresis of the Multiverse can resume, the better.

Hm. I expect you had already re-examined and reprocessed the researchers who have given such poor results. The only researchers who allow such catastrophic results to happen are too mentally flawed to be allowed further existence.

Have you managed to acquire any planeswalkers yet? Their biological function should greatly improve your research if properly vivisected and examined.

IT'S NO SURPRISE SOMEONE AS WEAK AND PATHETIC AS JIN-GITAXIAS IS SUDDENLY YOUR LAPDOG! THE OTHERS REVERE YOUR NAME BUT I KNOW BETTER. ALL WILL BE ONE!

Ah, Vorinclex. My powerful and yet simple-minded son. I am curious as to why it is only you and your brothers who defy me or show the same qualities as your mother, and yet it is your sisters who seem more loyal and true to my name.

All will indeed be all, but it is still up for debate if your presence is fit enough to be there when Phyresis is accomplished. Do not assume that your predation is any match to perfection.

This will be... awkward, considering my last comment, but I was hoping you could offer some advice regarding the creation of reliable planar transit technology. The results of my efforts thus far have been... less than satisfactory.

How interesting. First you declare yourself independent and superior to your own father and already you ask to borrow the horse from me?

I would have never expected this from you. Urabrask perhaps, but you? Give me a good reason why I should help you in this and not one of your siblings?